Heidi Montag look so damn hot in a dirty skank I want to fuck kinda way. I hate her in nearly every way, she is a useless fake piece of shit to me. Heidi Montag make Paris Hilton seem talented and relevant. But Heidi is hot as hell despite all the fakeness in personality and body parts. I hate her even more since she got her fake tits. I know it’s pathetic but I would totally do her.
Here’s Heidi Montag at the launch of her new fashion line Heidiwood. I hope no one will end up buying this cheap slut crap, because I’m not all about supporting this hot skank piece of ass and her future set of tits. And believe me, there will be a future set of tits! Every slut, stripper, porn star, and whore I’ve met in my life who got implants have gone bigger within the first two years of receiving them. So it’s up to you fellas, if you like fake boobs support Heidiwood and her Heiditits. Click on pictures to enlarge.
Heidi Montag, the crazy chick on The Hills going out with Spencer, was strutting her booty shorts on the runway showing off her new clothing line called “Heidiwood.” The Sun Herald has the story:
Heidiwood! Sounds like a porno or the name for your girlfriends next vibrator. Now girls you too for a limited time only can masturbate like Heidi Buttag with her Heidiwood. In stores now while supplies last, comes in pink, black and white. No money down and no batteries are not included.Reality TV icon, Heidi Montag, is set to launch her new clothing line “Heidiwood for Anchor Blue” on April 15, 2008. The collection will make its runway debut “Heidiwood style” at the Hollywood & Highland Center in Los Angeles on Friday, April 11. To commemorate Heidi’s new line, the high-profile destination will go by the name, “Heidiwood & Highland” for the day and feature a runway fashion show.
Heidi, who stars in the #1 hit MTV reality show “The Hills,” spent a year abroad in Italy studying apparel design. She states, “I plan to get my hands dirty on this one. This is something I have always wanted to do and Anchor Blue has enabled me to be an integral part of the design process. Each and every piece will have my initial input, feedback and final approval stamped all over it.”
Heidi looks freaking amazing in these pics, but I think a more appropriate name for her line would be “Sluttywood” or “Heidicauseswood.” I’m sure she’s getting down and dirty doing this clothing line. She’s probably telling the designers that their designs just aren’t slutty enough and that she can’t approve it until they up the slut factor. She sounds like the perfect woman for the job, since she appears to be the expert. Of course don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining. Heidi rocks and just looking at these pictures gets my rocks off.
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Heidi Montag (born September 15, 1986 in Crested Butte, Colorado) is an American reality television celebrity best known for appearing on the MTV reality television series The Hills. Montag is also an aspiring singer.
In the summer of 2005, MTV began filming the lives of Laguna Beach cast member Lauren Conrad and her college friends for her spin-off reality show, The Hills. Montag's reality TV career began with a few appearances on season two of MTV's Laguna Beach. Montag's friendship with Conrad led to a featured role in The Hills, which premiered on May 31, 2006.
