Charles Barkley's Quest for Allegedly The Best Oral Sex Ever Got Him DUI


On New Years' Eve, Charles Barkley was pulled over by Arizona state police for driving under the influence. Now, new details have emerged which paint a clearer picture as to why Barkley was in such a hurry. According to a report filed by the cop who pulled him over, Barkley ran a stop sign because he was in a rush to get a blow job from the female (not his wife) he picked up. Apparently, this girl gives the best blowjobs on planet Earth. Yeah, He just wanted to get some head from a magic mouth chick. Finally, a drunk driving story with a propose because Barkley had a good reason. The Smoking Gun reports:
Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had "given him a 'blow job' one week earlier," which the former NBA star described as "the best one he had ever had in his life." According to a Gilbert Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here, police asked Barkley where he was going at the time of the 1:26 AM traffic stop in Scottsdale. "You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job," answered Barkley.

A cooperative Barkley also joked with a civilian police employee that, "I'll tattoo your name on my ass" if it would get him out of the DUI charge.

According to the officer who wrote the report, “He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat.”

The officer continues: “He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘blow job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”

I wonder what this does to his plans on running for Governor of Alabama in 2014. He will fit in with our politicians just fine! The police report also alleges that later at the station, Barkley tried to woo an employee out of his DUI by promising “I’ll tattoo my name on your ass.” He then laughed, corrected himself and said, “I’ll tattoo your name on my ass.” Being a former NBA star, Charles Barkley seems like the kind of man that has had a lot of blow jobs over the years. So, I think he knows what he is talking about when he claimed the girl in his car give the best blow jobs. Leaving me wondering who the hell is this chick. What is the name of this NATIONAL Treasure? And, I have no clue why the mugshot is so blurry, its like the camera was as drunk as Sir Charles.


2009 best quoted of the year so far is Charles Barkley's: "I Was Gonna Drive Around The Corner And Get A Blow Job. "


Charles Wade Barkley (born February 20, 1963 in Leeds, Alabama, U.S.A.) is an American retired professional basketball player and aspiring politician. Nicknamed "Sir Charles" for his aggressive and outspoken demeanor, and "The Round Mound of Rebound," for his unusual build and talent as a player, Barkley established himself as one of the National Basketball Association's most dominating power forwards. He was selected to both the All-NBA First Team and All-NBA Second Team five times and once named to the All-NBA Third Team. He earned eleven NBA All-Star Game appearances and was named the All-Star MVP in 1991. In 1993, he was voted the league's Most Valuable Player and during the NBA's 50th anniversary, named one of the 50 Greatest Players in NBA History. He competed in the 1992 and 1996 Olympic games and won two gold medals as a member of the United States' Dream Team. In 2006, Barkley was inducted into the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame.

Barkley was popular with the fans and media and made the NBA's All-Interview Team for each of his last 13 seasons in the league. He was frequently involved in on- and off-court fights and sometimes stirred national controversy, as in 1993 when he declared that sports figures should not be considered role models. Short for a power forward, he used tenacity and strength to become a dominant rebounder. He was a versatile player who could score, defend, rebound, and assist. In 2000, he retired as one of only four players in NBA history with 20,000 points, 10,000 rebounds and 4,000 assists.

Since retiring as a player, Barkley has had a successful career as an Emmy Award-winning color commentator on basketball. He works with Turner Network Television (TNT) as a studio pundit for its coverage of NBA games. In addition, Barkley has written several books and has also shown an interest in politics; in October 2008, he announced that he will be running for Governor of Alabama in 2014.
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