Lets Just Imagine Britney Spears As Whore, How Much Would You Pay?


For some reason, Steppin' Out magazine asked Kristin Davis (ugly pimp bitch), the owner of Eliot Spitzer's favorite whorehouse, Wicked Models escort agency, how much she would charge for some of today's biggest stars and women of note. And, She says Britney Spears could earn $1,000 an hour in the world's oldest profession. $1,000??? Of course, that's if Spears "cleaned herself up," Davis notes. That's the opinion of Davis, who denied sleeping with Spitzer herself but pled guilty in October to charges of promoting prostitution, shared with Steppin' Out, a publication which bills itself as "NY & NJ's #1 Entertainment Magazine." Here are a few other ladies Kristin Davis mentioned:

1. Britney Spears: If she cleaned herself up maybe I could get a thousand dollars an hour for her. But if was the old Britney before she went crazy I could have gotten $2,000 easy.

2. Paris Hilton: She would get $1,500 an hour. She's slender and doesn't have implants. She's blonde and I could get away with selling her as a Ford model.

3. Beth Ostrosky: I like Beth. She's tall and blonde. It's always a homerun if I can get a girl who's 5'9” or above. She's usually perfect. Beth would be in the upper ranking. I could get $2,000 an hour for her easy.

4. Katie Holmes: Katie would be very popular because she has that All American, college girl look. She would be super popular. Men want girls who look like Howard Stern's wife; the tall slender model type or they want that non-flashy, classically beautiful fresh face young look. The girl next door whom they could never get. They want the runway model they can't have now, or the prom queen they couldn't have then. I could probably get $2,500 an hour for Katie. Maybe even $3,000. I could max out on her.

5. Angelina Jolie: She would be my top girl. I call it my “Number one.” I would put her at $2,000 an hour. But you couldn't get her unless you booked her for 4 hours. I wouldn't let her go for just an hour. Maybe if you were a good client you could get her for an hour, but I would charge a lot more. At least $2,500.

6. Sarah Palin: (Laughs) I wouldn't have any market for her. She couldn't work for me. She's cute, but not for my kind of clients. There are escort agency's that specialize in specific kinds of demographics. She could work for a cheaper agency. Maybe a $300 dollar an hour type agency. I would call her a mid-range escort type.

7. Playboy Playmates: I had many Playmates call me for work. Many! I'm talking about centerfolds. But I would only work with 1 out of 5. Usually, they're boobs are too big or too fake looking. They look to California. For the most part I wouldn't use Playmates.

8. Lindsay Lohan: She would do great! She's got that fresh face and freckles. Men would eat her up! I could get $1,800 an hour for Lindsay….Easy! I would let her go for just the hour. She would work more volume for me. Short stays and busy all night. But I'm sure I could get clients to extend time with her if I asked.

9. Rihanna: I think she is stunning and gorgeous. If I were a client I would choose her. But honestly, I don't have a market for her. She couldn't work for me. It's unfortunate. The African American and Asian models never do well. Rihanna wouldn't bring in any business for me.

10. Melania Trump: She's hot. She would make a lot of money. But the one problem with her is that men don't like Jewish women and eastern European women. So I would have to lie about her nationality. Maybe say she's from Amsterdam or Sweden. Otherwise she would have trouble getting work. I would also change her name. I could get $2,000 an hour for her if she played along and didn't let it slip where she's from.

I have a penis, so I think I'm highly qualified to say that the only person on this list who would make any money would be Angelina Jolie. But did you see what Kristin Davis said about Asian, black, Jewish and eastern European women? That was some crazy shit. BTW, here is a pic of Kristin Davis the former whore turn pimp, not the actress Kristin Davis.

Ugly scary bitch!

And, here is what you can get for $1,000.

Not worth it.
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